Infinity times infinity

human:

congratulations it’s a white girl!
girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
girlfriends father: haha sweet

high-vel0city:

I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.

(via hafsaa-s)

jakemalik:

do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you

(via hafsaa-s)

weallheartonedirection:

When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy
hitmonbottoms:

my room when my parents get visitors